America!

I'm reposting this image from TFM (www.totalfratmove.com). It seemed very appropriate for this upcoming holiday weekend. Instead of just stealing this image and leaving the post at that, I'm going to offer my personal analysis on it, as well.

So this guy has just purchased a 30 rack of Budweiser. An excellent choice for this weekend--how awesome do the new Bud heavy cans look with the American flag pattern on them? Very awesome. But, just having the Ameri-CANS wasn't enough for this bro. On top of that, he's got not one, but two American flags on top of the case.

Not to mention, his outfit. You really can't go wrong with chinos, a tucked in oxford with the sleeves 3/4 rolled up, nice belt and shoes, and a watch. The whole country needs to get on this guy's level.

I have no idea who this is, except for the fact that the photo was posted by someone from North Carolina with the handle SouthernProper, but you sir, are an American hero.